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chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.
Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite
"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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TOFIQ

One of the multiple personalities of the man Thoufeek. This personality is well-known for getting extremely drunk and promising outlandish favours in exchange for convener election votes . However he is mostly known for his gay and sodomising tendencies when high.
Person 1: "Dude that guy just threatened to sodomise me with the broad end of a beer bottle"
Person 2: "Bro get outta here. He's a TOFIQ"
by alfahamkaka April 28, 2021
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toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
by Pablotours September 15, 2009
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Tofumaster

The Master of tofu who will scrimmage all
Tofumaster will scrimmage you all with my tofu
by Tofumaster October 9, 2008
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foppa toffel

Swedish word for being super-whipped or a super-toffel in Swedish

Also a slipper desiged by the famous hockey player Peter foppa Forsberg
I think that Benjy is going to be a foppa toffel.

Björn is a foppa toffel.

Tom isn't a foppa toffel, all he wants to do is skeetskeetskeet.
by Foppatoffel March 1, 2008
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tofurky

a tofu turkey otherwise known as crap sometimes covered with tocranberries..
wow that tofurky looks like a sculped piece of shit...
by dark cow November 26, 2003
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