thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Thirsty

A guy usually named Tommy who tries to get at all the girls at work.

Damn did you see Tommy already talking to Sierra? Yeah he's thirsty

by Muertito June 18, 2016

1:thirsty

When the bars close at 1:30 and playas be thirsty for some last minute poonannie

Oh it must be approaching 1:thirsty cuz erry boi in this club be givin me fuck-me-eyes

by hiphopthehibby January 17, 2017

medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

Thirsty shark

When a man travels to a tropical place and discovers a deep sexual desire for another man or group of men. A Thirsty shark is often associated with a straight male turned twink.

My friend Tyler is a Thirsty Shark.

by Trevor Johnson May 16, 2023

Thirsty

1. Overly desirable of attention or affection
2. Expressing the need or want for something to a point that is perceived as excessive
3. A pejoratively negative way of describing a person as so “needy” to the point of being offensive to others

She just signed up for drama club because she’s thirsty

Oh my look at Ric offering his jacket to Rachel, he’s so thirsty

I don’t tell that girl anything she’s so thirsty she’ll just spill.

by ShawnMooo March 12, 2023

Thirsty

Someone who is worst off than you are, who steals your shit.

damn if he stole it he can have it he must be broke and thirsty

by Eyeloveu March 23, 2023