A person who terrorises the people in their environment by non-stop preaching about their conspiracy theories
Bryan: I told you to stop drinking water, the government puts aluminum in it to stop you from thinking for yourself.
John: Please just drop it! Stop being such a conspiracy terrorist.
John: Please just drop it! Stop being such a conspiracy terrorist.
by _Mero_ January 5, 2018
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Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist
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by Some nigga February 18, 2003
Get the terrorist mug.1. Commonly associated with hipsters, sleeper cells normally found in close proximity to coffee houses.
2. Main arsenal include a standard issue MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to articulate matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or intelligence.
5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.
How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their intelligence, and understand that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.
2. Main arsenal include a standard issue MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to articulate matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or intelligence.
5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.
How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their intelligence, and understand that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.
Noah Tate is the archetypal terrorist by proxy that embodies these beliefs.
*someone makes comment about terrorists*
Noah Tate ignorantly defends terrorists: "are people that ignorant to put a generalization on a peaceful group of people. Every single muslim was peaceful and dedicated their lives to helping people. The media is corrupting peoples' beliefs. What happened with the red scare and the communists?"
Triggerhands: "sometimes stereotypes are right, that's how i know back people don't like mayonaise, you are starting to sound like a terrorist yourself."
Noah Tate: "any muslim in america moved here to escape their country and live a peaceful life."
Triggerhands: "so you are burdened by a higher education?"
Noah Tate: "I obviously wasn't trying to make myself seem more intelligent than you, your insults are non-effective, I'm not even going to read whatever arrogance you post next."
Triggerhands: win.
*someone makes comment about terrorists*
Noah Tate ignorantly defends terrorists: "are people that ignorant to put a generalization on a peaceful group of people. Every single muslim was peaceful and dedicated their lives to helping people. The media is corrupting peoples' beliefs. What happened with the red scare and the communists?"
Triggerhands: "sometimes stereotypes are right, that's how i know back people don't like mayonaise, you are starting to sound like a terrorist yourself."
Noah Tate: "any muslim in america moved here to escape their country and live a peaceful life."
Triggerhands: "so you are burdened by a higher education?"
Noah Tate: "I obviously wasn't trying to make myself seem more intelligent than you, your insults are non-effective, I'm not even going to read whatever arrogance you post next."
Triggerhands: win.
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Get the comode terrorist mug.Terrorism is the deliberate targeting of innocent persons for bodily harm in order to promote a political, "religious," or economic goal. Note that religious is in quotes, because no "real" religion would permit this.
Unlike Pearl Harbor on 7-Dec-1941, the 11-Sep-2001 attack on the Pentagon was an act of terrorisom. This is because a cilvilian aircraft with civilian passengers and crew was used as the weapon of attack.
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