not tea bag

Basically: Not too bad.

A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"

by Nubje April 23, 2007

Tea time

When the tea is about to spill!

Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-

by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.

Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

by Clara Fication June 9, 2016

goba tea

the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!

boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls

ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!

by thenycbobalover November 9, 2020