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A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?
by zimraphel March 10, 2004
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