A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
by zimraphel March 10, 2004
British actor, often reffered to as teh sex. Played Merry in The Lord of the Rings, but has many other projects up his sleeve. Looks particularly good in hats and/or scarves and/or eyeliner. The best thing that happened to females in a long, long time. Enjoys surfing and trees.
Sometimes associated with tea-ferrets.
Sometimes associated with tea-ferrets.
by zimraphel March 10, 2004