Andrew Tan

A cunt who gives bullshit reasons for flaking on his friends.

This guy Andrew Tan-ed me.

by hollahollacookka November 11, 2019

van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.

Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!

by Bekarington July 26, 2015

Toujours Tan

Someone who is tan all year round but does not live in a tropical area.

"How are you always tan?"
"Oh, I guess I just have a toujours tan"

by Halle June 17, 2008

cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller

John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.

by pyromanicaldude May 5, 2011

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

Casino tan

The blindingly white, pale skin of a professional poker player or casino employee that reflects their nocturnal schedules, and the fact they spend so many hours in a casino each day regardless of the time of day.

John's casino tan was evidence he almost never left the poker table.

by Playwinningpoker.com February 24, 2009

Tanning pic

Many teenage girls nowadays take part in this type of picture by photographing their intensely tanned stomachs and posting them on twitter/Instagram/etc in order to receive numerous compliments that are usually fake. I really have no idea why they do this like what the actual fuck I don't wanna see your fucking infected belly ring

Yeah i wanna get a good tanning pic this summer bc I started doing the 30 day challenge and I think I can start to see my hip bones

by MercAntile July 8, 2014