up tan

The tanning of the underside of the nose, as usually achieved through artificial means such as a spray from a tanning salon. An up tan implies that one would have to be upside down in the sun in order to tan that part of the body, and is therefore a giveaway that the tan is artificial.
She must have gone to a salon, check out her up tan.
by therealvapornumber1 May 23, 2009
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Permanent tan

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.
by Rube18 June 29, 2019
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Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.
Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.
by burkeri September 09, 2011
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Andrew Tan

A cunt who gives bullshit reasons for flaking on his friends.
This guy Andrew Tan-ed me.
by hollahollacookka November 12, 2019
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potato tan

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line
Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!
by DJWL29 March 30, 2019
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Casino tan

The blindingly white, pale skin of a professional poker player or casino employee that reflects their nocturnal schedules, and the fact they spend so many hours in a casino each day regardless of the time of day.
John's casino tan was evidence he almost never left the poker table.
by Playwinningpoker.com February 25, 2009
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cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller
John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.
by pyromanicaldude April 15, 2011
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