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same room swinging

Same room swinging refers to a couple or couples requirement to engage with other couples in the same space or room. It is important to clarify whether you plan to simply have sex with your partner while the other couple have sex with their respective partner (Same Room Sex) or if you intend to swap partners (Same Room Swap) This is often the case when one or more of the members enjoys watching their partner engage in sexual acts with others.
We enjoy ethical non-monogamy but are uncomfortable with being in separate rooms or spaces, therefore we require same room swinging.

Dame in Shining Armor 

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.
Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.
"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

Night in shining armor 

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

Big Dick Swinging on Campus 

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.
“Oh look at the big dick swinging on campus

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."
Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)