cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

sweater puppets

a girl with large breasts that she can flex, bounce, jiggle, etc.

dude that crazy stripper last night could really move those sweater puppets!

by joe jones & russell bray October 23, 2008

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

Sweave

When something is either amazing or awesome/ someone looks great at a certain moment, the person or the event is sweave.

Me- dude did you see her outfit today?
Him- yeah she's sweave.
Or
Me- did you go to the concert?
Her-yes I did it was sweave!

by Randalthormin May 24, 2014

face sweater

Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.

Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."

by Marishka April 13, 2008

sweater treats

Nice female breasts

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.

by Touch May 25, 2004

Puttin on a Green Sweater

To get stoned

I'm gonna step out back on put on my green sweater.

Yo, are you wearing your green sweater man cuz your eyes are blazed dog?

by DJ Maxter Mix June 28, 2004