Brown sweats

Sweating as a result of needing to poo. Generally occurs in stressful situations.

Where is the closest toilet? I've broken out into brown sweats.

by nahnahbobo March 5, 2016

Robeats sweat

A sweaty motherfucker with really fast finger and eagle eyes getting A+ rank in 36 difficulty songs

Joe: hey i just got B in 19 difficulty bad apple
robeatsweat69420: shut the fuck up kid i got A+ in Exit this earth’s atmosphere and 69 mil points bad ez cringe ass mf
Joe: shut the fuck up you stupid robeats sweat tryhard go touch the grass dumbass i had sex with your mom already

by sexy asian guy 69 May 3, 2021

guilt sweat

The little drop of sweat that dramatically and comically shoots off the side of your face when you’re doing something that maybe you’re not supposed to be doing.

Emily: I just ate an entire container of rocky road straight out of the tub!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!

by A. Hedgerow February 22, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010

Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011