freddie the spaghetti

When a man called freddie wants to eat your spaghetti

Freddie the spaghetti means he wants to eat your spaghetti

by kawaiikookiie February 17, 2017

Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

More Like Spaghetti

a period of time where something is off or wrong which is needed to be a bit more like spaghetti. Transforming it into a new plane of exsixtance

"Is that train heading right for us?" "Uh, More Like Spaghetti" the train was gone

by MysteriousGLEG June 14, 2021

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Luigi, look!
It's from bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings an I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
We gotta find the princess!
AND YOU GOTTA HEL PUS!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed, instruction book
Looks kinda peaceful
looks are decieving, when koopas are involved
(Abrupt end)

Fat mario hotel: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
Gay luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

by Nintendrew November 23, 2022

sexghetti

The act of making love up to aggressive intercourse on a bed completely covered in cooked spaghetti and bolognese sauce.

In the supermarket: 'Hey what sauce should we use for sexghetti tonight? ' Common response: 'nothing spicy like last time'

by boysy October 3, 2017

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Sghetti

A sghetti is an italian who eats all of your food and breaks all of your stuff. The word itself comes from the word spaghetti which is their food of choice.

Sghetti if you don't quit eating all of my food I am going to deport your ass back to Italy!

Ryan is such a sghetti, he has broken my computer, my xbox controllers, my head phones and on top of all that he ate all of my mom's klondike bars...bastard.

by Eric Pete June 6, 2007