Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)

"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??

Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.

by One eye angi June 28, 2021

Susan Beals-ing

Slapping somebody with reality instead of letting them live in delusion

“I am this close to Susan Beals-ing that girl who thinks she’s all that.”

by snoopysuber June 25, 2025

Little Ms Susan

A poooch, FUPA, upper fat pussy area.

It was my time or the month and little Ms Susan was feeling quite bloated.

by Auto bot February 4, 2024

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020

Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.

Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.

by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016