Scrog

A person who smells like a mixture of toe-cheese and dick-cheese, is somewhat of a frog, and enjoys scratching their ass then sniffing their fingers. A scrog typically doesn't wash more than once a month and eats more baked beans than is considered possible, hence their horrendous butt-gas.

Have you noticed how much of a scrog your mother's been lately?

by BitchyWitchy November 5, 2014

sproge

past tense of sporge

When I climaxed I sproge all up inside my gf's pussy.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Sproggies

the suspicious white residue that appears on ones pants

Mr Bally has sproggies on his pants

by A little birdy 1000 February 28, 2011

meat stogie

Another name for a penis, dick, cock, or johnson.

Hey dogg how would you like to smoke this big ol' meat stogie.

by Jesse Rothert December 28, 2007

stogie

another name for cigarette

Hey man, wanna go outside and smoke a stogie with me?

by sonny ray February 19, 2009

Scroggins

A small hairy creature like something you would find in harry potter. its part squirrel and part spider. it makes a raspy hight pitched screeching noise that can get very annoying. its kind of a poof ball with 8 legs, claws, little squirrel ears. very small and can multiply quickly! the only way to kill them is to stomp on them but even that can prove difficult because of they are quick little buggers! by the way they have teeth and will bite!

can also be called a Scrogdor.

person one: Oh my gosh there is a scroggins on my head get it!!!

person two: I can't its to fast and i don't want it to bite me it could have rabies or something!

by little Dancer May 18, 2009

strogonoff

A wet noodle

their is some strogonoff in my soup

by the pimp of clinton dave b. June 24, 2003