Stank

(1)adj; Being cool to a degree that warrants the issue of a higher level word. Not able to be described by such words as 'radical,' and/or 'excellent,' etc... because the person, place, or thing at hand far exceeds what the aforementioned could show. Having characteristics of said superior coolness may occur in an instance(a), or, in less common cases, for periods of one's life(b), or, in EVEN RARER cases, for one's entire life(c)

(a)"Dude did you listen to Stankonia yet? It's the stankest album of the year."

(b)"Man, Mel Gibson had some stank to him early in his career, then he started eating Jewish people and sucking off M. Night Shayamalan."

(c)"You know who's been stank their entire life? Paul Gilbert, John Frusciante, Geoffrey Chaucer, Frank Zappa, and Tony Macalpine."

by tito puente August 31, 2006

Stank Beave

A malodorous vagina.

Shira's stank beave is so strong that it caused me to mouth vomit when she dropped her panties.

by BobStash August 8, 2009

big stank

1. A person, usually of large stature, that fuckin' stinks to high heaven. 2. One who refuses to take a shower after a long game of flag football, then procedes to put a polo shirt on to go out for the night on the town. In extreme cases, the shirt of the culprit could be rung out like a wet rag.

"Man somethin' smells like ass! What is that?" "Man, that's big stank. He just had a nature bath."

by mylittleasspony February 23, 2009

stankey on hangdown

getting some puss, arsenio hall style

my primary goal was to get some stankey on my hangdown.

by andrew koch January 27, 2004

stankdonut

A synonym for a loose woman's vagina.

I was going down on her, and her stankdonut smelled so fucking bad I almost puked.

by CooperIsAPussy January 31, 2004

scrankie

a mean looking vagina.

after i saw that scrankie, i shot myself

by cementblockcock March 10, 2009

Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012