Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

Filip Stachura

FIlip Stachura is african for nigger. He likes men and sucks balls

Filip Stachura is a weak beta male.

by Gregisblakc August 21, 2022

cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

pube-stache

Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls.

That bitch said she didn't suck dick, but I ended up givin' her a pube-stache!

by ghre December 23, 2004

stachowiak

sensitive yet rugged

That stachowiak kid is so sweet.

by karolyn saenz September 8, 2010

Sochitta

A name used for someone who is cute, talented, and infamous.

Wow.. you`re so Sochitta ..

by Bulwinder October 20, 2006