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STFU NOOB

1. Phrase used when a n33b(dumbass scrub n00bster) complains about playing bad and makes up all kinds of excuses!
2. When you don't like someone while playing a game and even though they aren't saying anything you just want them to shut the fuck up.
EX:1
n00b: I wonder why i've been doing bad all day...
n00b: I really am cal-main guys...
1337: STFU NOOB, no one gives a shit!

EX:2
1337 pwner: whU R joo?
n00bert: Hi, it's my first day playing this game, How are you?
1337 pwner: STFU b1tch, and STFD no one cares b1tch!
by kshadius May 2, 2006
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stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words
dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

dude2: No you shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since George Bush's last speech.
by Tony_Chen December 15, 2008
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Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.
Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"
by Sam from NSC February 17, 2009
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Stfubling

A noob that will not 'STFU'

See meaning of stfu
Get away you stfubling
by Alenthor June 20, 2003
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stfu thnx

^^

This the meaning of when u are being a retarded-disabled-person, and sum1 says to "STFU thnx"

it meeens basically:-
"Can you please be quiet thank you"
by rapt0r November 14, 2007
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stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.
"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."
by Jay May 13, 2005
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stauney

Stauney is a girl. Not an amazingly gorgeous, or talented one. Just an average girl. She believes in dreams, wishes, and love. She falls in love fast and quick, and always regrets it later. She moves on fast from things or people she thinks will end up hurting her in the end. She loves good books, handwritten letters, dandelion fluff, pine and vanilla scents, deep conversations, rainstorms, and song lyrics. Stauneys also love kissing, but they have a constant fear of being inadequate at it. They're afraid of being alone more than anything. They love change. And they love knowing that others feel the same way they do. Best way to make a Stauney happy? Let her know you care. Let her know shes not alone. Talk to her, and let her talk to you. Cause at the end of the day, Stauneys just want to be loved.
Stauney was a happy, but lonely and confused girl.
by woooooowwwwwwww52 December 19, 2013
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