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Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
by Arcaros August 1, 2017
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My Shoes Squeaked

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018
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sorority squat

A pose for a picture where

someone bends their knees into a partial squat position and puts their arms/hands on their thighs. It could just be they just like posing like that or they're accentuating their butt.
Everyone’s face is funny in the picture because when Sarah went into the sorority squat position for it she accidentally let a fart rip.
by Hiken no Aleksu September 28, 2020
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squarebiz

1. The truth in its rawest form, No Bullshit, real deal, serious business.
1. This guy has a mean basketball game, squarebiz, the next Michael Jordan.
by Ghost Writer January 24, 2008
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Squad Leader

the name squad leader is given to a man so powerful you can't describe him in words. More people know of squad leader (Big Bird) than of Jesus Christ. He has the eyes of a hawk and the abitlity to fly. He is always watching you and will always be eager to critique your tight reach right/left form. In his prime he was 6 5 300 lbs and he expects only bigger of the lineman he coaches. He has the strength of two thouand ox and has an abnormaly large chin. if you are a student of him be prepared for inferno. if you think his weight lifting sessions are hard, try doing 100 yard suicides in a suana for 6 hours and then doing tight reaches with the man himself for another 3. if you are ever able to spot him which is rare considering his speed of flight. He will be wearing a gray NFL equipment shirt vikings/chargers with a black undershirt. jordan shorts and blue boomba shoes with a very slick har cut.
Squad Leader- What is your favorite college?
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa
by Little Bird Sixty Nine September 2, 2010
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little square dude

by Little Square Dude November 17, 2017
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safety squint

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.
Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.
by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008
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