spoon fucking

spooning and fucking at the same damn time.

Yo, we woke up spooning, so i slip up in it. We were spoon fucking for a couple hours

spoon fucking by Andrew Kulinski April 25, 2014

spoon sigh 

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.

As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.

spoon sigh by bananna87 March 29, 2010

spoon craters 

When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.

Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.

spoon craters by T-R3Z October 19, 2010

spoon material 

You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

spoon material by Attorney@lawl October 10, 2015

Spoon bag 

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

Spoon bag by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

spoon tuba 

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

spoon tuba by Mintynachos September 22, 2017

Spoon Act of 2006 

Legislature passed by the United States Supreme Court in 2006 defining the regulations of all manufactured spoons to be produced with built in cameras to ensure security of all drawers

Bro how’d you take that picture with a spoon ??? Bro all spoons have cameras, have you seen the spoon act of 2006?

Spoon Act of 2006 by LilCuck May 24, 2018