Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

by Shabeth May 3, 2018

Smoking that Zooknee pack

when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's

"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack

by RobertsLapins March 22, 2023

princess smoking

When a girl blazes with guys and does any of the following:
1) doesn't throw down
2) camps on something that she didn't throw down for
3) has the guy light the bowl for her
4) has the guy hold a roach for her
5) has the guy roll the blunt/pack the bowls

"Damn.. I hate that bitch.. she always freeloads and is always princess smoking"

by b-mo December 30, 2008

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

sporking

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008

what's smoking?

asking someone about what's going on or similar like what's up (sssuuppp)???

Hey guys what's smoking???

by andsss January 14, 2009

chain smoking

Not a wise thing to do, even if you are an excessive smoker. Usually results in one feeling nauseous, leading to violent vomiting, light-headedness and a general emotion of feeling like shit.

Not recommended but fair play to anyone who can get pass ten, especially if they're smoking Soveign's...

by gonorrhea July 29, 2005