Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

Sponge

A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.

Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)

by Weknowall(Highschool) November 5, 2010

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

Fun Sponge

A person or group of persons who have the uncanny ability to absorb all of the fun out of something, not unlike a sponge...

Person 1: I say its such a wonderful day, shall we partake in a light spot of fornicating the establishment...
Mikeey: No..... *Sound of fun absorbtion fills the air*
Person 1: You sir are such a FUN SPONGE...

by Edmund Black Adderz May 29, 2009

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

spoking

Hanging out at the Spoke at the University of Western Ontario in London, Ontario engaging in any of the following (but not limited to) activities:
- Eatin';
- Loungin';
- Pimpin' (it ain't ez bro); and
- Chillaxin'

wow, this was a waste of time.

Booyakasha, screw the UWO meal plan my mommy bought me, let's go SPOKING on campus!

by Leon Apel September 23, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

A schizophrenic sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.

Kid - Hey pops can u put on Spongebob Squarepants please?
Dad - I refuse to let that maniac pervert influence u son

by Pdippy July 28, 2010