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Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!
by Nubluva October 29, 2005
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Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
by The OSJ October 20, 2009
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spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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spooge-a-holic

A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.
1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.

2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.

3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
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spooge gobbler

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.
I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.
by slick550 October 24, 2007
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Sploodge

1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008
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spoogeball mcgee

A male or female who's sexuality is in question or has been known to guzzle cum.
You're such a spoogeball mcgee.
Well if it aint spooooooogeball mcgee!
You know she's a spoogeball mcgee, right?
by Andre McCullough December 14, 2008
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