Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

Sploot

Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss

I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.

by BigChungles May 10, 2020

Sploot

Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.

I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Spkontos

It is when someone cannot find any thing to do in life and fill their day up with eating gym sleep and masterbation and may or may not have sexual desires for old women

Jeff:how is life Ammar?
Ammar: man life so so spkontos.
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Ammar is such a spkontos he has a crush on dr hedy.

by Nanas-haya hossam October 10, 2020

Splooty

To be splooted, in a sploot position; limber and weak

The puppies legs lay splooty because it couldn't support itself

by Polaristic109 January 30, 2021

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021