Magjag Splooge

Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.

Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.

Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.

by Brycer August 20, 2010

Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.

I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

by jb81391 March 8, 2011

splooge

pronunciation: s-puh-luge

noun - the leftover liquid found at the bottom of beer cans, bottles, drink cups and glasses (alcoholic beverages only).

alternative meaning - (noun) the contents of the liquid emitted from sex that makes up the contents of the "wet spot".

Word Origin - Petey's Basement, Edmonton, AB - 2006

"Here's an empty Tim Horton's cup. Throw the splooge in there from all of the empties."

"Don't drink from the splooge cup, even if there are no butts in it."

by Johnny Chronix July 7, 2009

Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut when having sex,or just masturbating.

If you masturbate to much,you will end up like Marco's,when he splooge himself looking like a Jackass.

by Mustang G December 26, 2004

splointy

A word that means whatever I choose it to mean at any moment.

True Elroy: you're not splointy ._.
AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o

by True Elroy January 17, 2004

sploogeball

a game played with plungers and a decently smooth, medium sized grocery store ball, which can be purchased for about $2. set up like a mix between football, soccer, hockey, and lacrosse, players score goals and obey certain rules that have been agreed upon before commencing the game. see the <a href="www.sploogeball.tk"> splooge ball official website</a> for details

yo kids, lets play sploogeball at balleys!

by julie monster April 23, 2004

sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

by Cds October 26, 2005