clit splitter

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.

i want you to make a clit splitter in me.

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

Sellotape skittles

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

by Ian Dean December 23, 2007

shittles

matt giamanco

if you are to matt giamanco, you are a shittle
the above person is shittles, the king of shittle.
he's gay

by mattgiamancoisgay December 27, 2010

skittles bukkaki

skittles bukkaki is when 20 or more men eat skittles for a week straight and give a girl a facial so she tastes skittles for years.

skittles bukkaki is when 20 or more men eat skittles for a week straight and give a girl a facial so she tastes skittles for years.

by angry starfish July 19, 2017

skittles

Slang term for describing a homosexual. Person who likes members of the same sex.

Skittles always drafts a poor fantasy team.

by Unable to Determine September 16, 2008

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

skittles

-Emo food.
-Fun-fun yay yummy 89-cent goodness in a red bag!
-Delicious and orgasmically fun extacy pills! You can fly! You just dont know it yet!

Emo Rikki- i feel like hell and havn't eaten in three days. i think i'll buy some skittles.
me- i also haven't eaten in three days. can i come with you to Ms.Kims'? i got two dollars, so we can get three different flavors.
Emo Rikki- sure. then we can go to my place . i scored some skittles off my sister last night!
me- ok! such fun we'll have! yayy!

by anorexxxia! July 17, 2007