by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
Get the splitting shitmug. Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.
Doug barrett is such a split fuck
He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser
He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser
by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018
Get the split fuckmug. by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
Get the Split Shiftmug. When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
Get the Money splittingmug. twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
by keisicky May 9, 2023
Get the twin splitmug. by Idiotic July 27, 2013
Get the Splitting Glassmug. text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.
OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010
Get the split-typingmug.