self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

slanger

inventor of slang; user of slang

we found a slanger on the srteet.

by emery March 19, 2005

'Stanger

The upper crust of performance cars, ie, those that can defeat a 'Stang in a race.

I saw a 'Vette up ahead of my 'Stang, so I didn't bother to catch up to it, just to get blown away. The 'Vette is definitely a 'Stanger.

by Hot Rod Stewart May 26, 2006

the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.

"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

by saveferris199 March 8, 2009

spangler

A bitch ass faggot

That kid is such a spangler

by zac.gar January 30, 2015

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003