sober living

A toxic living environment with unnecessary rules for addicts. Most sober livings are insurance fraud, and care nothing if the addict lives or dies. They normally push cultish beliefs upon their members. They will keep your rent money and throw you out on the street for stupid shit, but preach god and spirituality. They stuff 15 people in a house and start racking in cash.

Sober livings are evil.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

by Quickbrother July 25, 2019

sobercaj

huge eater of shit; Pete Sobieraj

Pete sobieraj stinks

by john December 9, 2003

Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

sober

boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

by manders0724 July 15, 2007

soberly

adv. an action that occurs while sober.

I believe the first time we spoke soberly you just got back from dumping your garbage around campus.

by Julien Elizabeth April 6, 2006

Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008