soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

soft genocide

Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.

"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.

by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019

soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

soft doggin it

The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.

You cant be soft doggin it if your hung like a lightswitch.............just saying

by turdfergason January 28, 2016

soft throat

A man shoving his penis into a womans throat forcefully, during a blowjob, with lubricant, lotion, soap, ect.

The freaky couple soft throated occasionally on Wednesdays.

by Trtlpwr January 17, 2018

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018