soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 26, 2009

soft genocide

Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.

"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.

by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019

soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2018

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus January 26, 2012

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 01, 2017

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 November 13, 2015