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Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.
Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!
by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009
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Cock Sniffer

A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful
Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!
by breakr October 21, 2011
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ball sniffer

Ball sniffer is 90% of the lobstermen in Casco bay,harpswell Maine. They all follow around one boat setting there traps all around him every where he goes. They're also known as bay maggots.
Jeez brian we just set these traps 3 days ago with no one here but us now we have all these ball sniffers around us.
by scissor fish October 16, 2011
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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.
Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter
by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008
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Shit Sniffer

A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"
(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you

Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.
by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020
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jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
by skyhag August 5, 2009
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