A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
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This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.
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Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?
Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?
Wow I really like that new tractor you got there, Bob! That thing is cooler than the other side of my pillow!
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