Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

Fanta-snatch

A redheaded woman. Particularly a redhaired woman's vagina, same as firecrotch.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you ever been to Ireland?"
Guy 2: "Hells yeah! It's full of Fanta-snatch."

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

pull a snatch

Steal someone's girl.

You I'ma bout to pull a snatch on his girl.

by Justsomeone trying to help September 14, 2017

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010