San Antonio Sleeper

while getting head from a girl push her head down so she chokes, when she passes out have sex with her.

"i gave my friends sister the San Antonio Sleeper and now she's pregnant!"

by Cory January 14, 2007

sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.

Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.

by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010

Steeple Chasing

The act of one shorter man forcing his erect penis up into the bottom of another taller man's erect penis.

Dave: It's a shame that you're shorter than me, Dale.
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?

by verncrowe5 May 4, 2010

Sleeper Dick

A drawing of a penis in another persons school book that is drawn far through the book so that it is designed to be found and cause shock weeks or months after it is drawn, much like a sleeper agent.

Harry discovered the sleeper dick in his physics workbook, three months after we drew it.

by The Magi Carpy May 17, 2015

Sleepercel

A person that regularly chooses celibacy and lying alone in bed instead of answering a booty call.

Friend 1: "Dude, has Dale become an incel?"
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.

by Captain Rockso February 6, 2019

chinese steeplechase

When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.

Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.

She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.

by Thugz-Bunny March 18, 2009

Sheeple voice

A condescending tone or manner of speaking, most often used in the bible, in which people are compared to animals, usually sheep, adults are compared to children, or people with eyesight are called blind.

Preacher: The Lord hath appointed me thy shepherd.

Person in pew: Oh no, here comes the sheeple voice.

by SerpwntorSaibot April 25, 2009