Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023

slappers arm

One who wakes up with a saw arm/arms after a big night playing the pokie machines.

Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.

by PokiePlaya December 04, 2015

Booti slapper

A fart that claps them cheeks hard as heck.

Booti slapper sometimes be rippin holes in clothes.

by TrueDefiner May 22, 2020

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G May 18, 2011

Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.

friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"

by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020