The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.
by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011
Get the shmammered mug.the point of drunkenness when the intoxicated subject is coherent and aware yet blissfully tipsy. Shwammered describes the point of being drunk between tipsy and belligerent.
by Llalec February 5, 2012
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You have screened so many candidates throughout the day you have become hammered and are unable to make coherent thought. Typically a fuzzy feeling that one gets that is described as "loopy."
Oh my god, I'm so scrammered right now. Is it time to go home yet? I can't look at any more candidates or I'll go crazy.
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Get the Blammered mug.Slatered: To be publicly savaged, skewered, slagged and sledged in the Kiwi interpretation and sense of the word.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
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"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"
"I'm so slazered right now."
"What a pig, he must be slazered."
"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"
"I'm so slazered right now."
"What a pig, he must be slazered."
"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"
"I'm so slazered right now."
"What a pig, he must be slazered."
"I'm so slazered right now."
"What a pig, he must be slazered."
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