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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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Nagrand Slam

Having sex against a wall made of 200+ freshly killed animals. A reference to the World of Warcraft achievement.
"I was all ready to Nagrand Slam her but then it turned out she worked for PETA."
by WoWJunkie August 25, 2009
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Slam Camel

An overtly promiscuous woman.
Oh yea, she's a slam camel, but if you catch her between humps she's a good ride.
by DJShamykins December 16, 2014
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Laugh Slam

“Laugh slam”. Laugh slam is the unexpected comment that creates uncontrollable giggles and or laughter in some one else. It is not a laugh slam if it is premeditated.
If a homie catch you off guard with a comment that makes you laugh so hard that you are crying you got laugh slammed.
by Robzilla VanCity July 14, 2021
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shutter slam

The action that involves being tripped while simultaneously being slammed into.
I was minding my own business walking my dog, when that man shutter slammed me into the road.
by Äpples Guy November 28, 2018
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The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.
by Zeccede July 26, 2018
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slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!
by biscuitface November 10, 2013
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