This is totally not skirt

a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way
I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!
by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024
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Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
by Skirtchase July 04, 2011
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Powder Skirt

A term used to describe somebody acting like a total nancy on the mountain, or just in general.
Mary: "What's Steve's problem? Why won't he just hit that shit?"
Jane: "I dunno, he's being a total powder skirt today"
by ShredBunny February 13, 2010
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mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014
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skirt tails

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.
by Jo_xo October 07, 2023
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Skirt club

A place where only women can go. bisexual, bicurious and straight women can go to this club or kind of party, for a new experience with other women.
Brittany- I am curious about being with another woman.

Ashley- we should go to a skirt club
by Moonmarie June 16, 2022
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Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.
I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.
by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013
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