clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

by Shamsta January 16, 2007

shoe

or "shu"

vagina. not to be confused with "brown shu"

"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".

"cool"

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007

shoe horn

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier

"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

by Norman Truddleswick May 14, 2005

shoe bee

A shoe bee is one who lives the Philly area, comes to the Jersey Shore, and act like they own the place. Generally are lewd and obnoxious, always leave any place they have been much worse for the wear. Jersey Shore locals generally use the beachs in the fall after those mentioned above have finally submitted to the constant local chant of "shoe bees go home!"


see also "benny"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

shoebooty

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

shoebread

Usually found in conjunction with cankles, shoebread is a condition in which the top of someone's (usually a woman's) fat foot spills out of the top of their shoe (usually a few-sizes-too-small pump), creating an effect looking much like the top of a loaf of bread. Hence the term 'shoebread'.

God damn, did you see that woman's massive shoebread? Those pumps had to be at LEAST 2 sizes too small.

by RiotingPacifist June 11, 2006

dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.

He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.

by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009