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Shaneitis

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work. Originated from Shane not showing up.
Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneitis.
by Applefart69 August 1, 2018
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Shane

Shane; Someone with high intellect and charm. Just one look into his eyes can tell 1,000 stories. If you get to know one, never let them go. He can make you laugh until your stomach hurts and cry until you’re sad. He will fall in love with you but won’t tell you. His caramel eyes will drive you insane. He’s also very witty and can outsmart almost anyone. He is a very emotional person and becomes attached easily. He can be both serious and humorous. He tries to do the right thing but sometimes ends up doing nothing. He falls for one person and has trouble crushing on anyone else. The look in his eyes will tell you everything. Shane’s are very selfless and put others before themselves. If you ever have an issue you can count on a Shane to help you.
Shane had the most gourgeous eyes.
by Rudolphledeerrednose November 15, 2018
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Shane

That girl has Shane Thighs
by Channel90 July 4, 2019
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Shane Nigam

You're a Shane Nigam when you've achieved inner peace and you recognize everything as part of nature. Side effects are yelling out one-love in every other situation, doing weird stuff like posting an Instagram status every other minute or so.
Everybody wants to be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Girls, drink or smoke, pick one!"
Guy: "I can't, I like all three of them equally."
Girl 2: "I think we've got a Shane Nigam here."
by shedtalks October 10, 2019
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Shane

Most definitions are for male Shanes but I’m gonna talk about the female Shane.

Shane, has this skinny boy lesbian aesthetic and she is definitely gorgeous. She also has this super bad haircut that will confuse your sexuality. Shane is the girl that every straight girl would want in their bicuriosity experiment. Shane is hot. Shane is a very sporty girl. She almost always practices one kind of sport. Sex. She is 100% predisposed to women and she will fuck you gay. Slept with +900 people. She is a living legend.
D: In my sisters wedding, Shane slept with me, my mom and my cousin all in the same day I think same 12 hrs. She almost slept with the bride too.
by dddarksideee November 11, 2019
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Shane Broderick

Shane is one of the best looking male Irish TikTokers and Instagramers If not the best. Shane has been popular on TikTok for a few years and all the Irish girls do be going mad over him for his unreal looks and style to charming personality.
Me - did you see Shane Brodericks new insta post he’s totally hot

Friend- I know right he is so perfect
by Sage Shine April 11, 2021
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shanedy

A Shanedy is very hard to find. You don’t see her most of the times, but she’s there... hiding behind the bushes or something. Something about her is too dark and weird. Probably because she’s been hurt before. She’s oftentimes quite. Observing. Thinking. Overthinking— yikes! But Shanedy also have pleasing personalities that are not visible on the first glance. Shanedy is a blanket on a cozy evening. She’s home to some people so be extra careful around her.
“Hey who’s that weird girl?”— oh don’t worry. That’s Shanedy. She’s cool.
by ssshhSomeoneIsHere June 8, 2021
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