Shmoonad

A silly and empty headed individual. Can be used brutally or lovingly.

“It’s shmoonad central over here!”
“This guy is such a shmoonad!”

by Finkledungus March 24, 2024

Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

shmoockie

When a vagina smells like a cookie

She has a shmoockie

by Kdndnbsheh April 7, 2024

Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025

Shmogladite

King of smegma, the one who rules all those who are and have smegma

Greetings, my Shmogladite. Akin to greetings, my liege

by JackOffJones June 3, 2025

Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025

Shmonguloid

An exclamation of mental deformation against yourself or another person.

You're freaking shmonguloid

by WaterBottle3000 December 28, 2025