1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
by Shangai Surpriser May 5, 2010
Get the Shangai Surprise mug.Shanghainese, often known as the Shanghai Dialect is the largest single mutually intelligible form of Wu Chinese - the collection of languages spoken in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas of eastern China.
To the untrained Western ear the language sounds much like a swarm of live wasps being farted out of a screaming bulldog, which is also what it sounds like to other speakers of Chinese who are not from Shanghai or the surrounding region.
It is true that Chinese persons native to Shanghai look down on other Chinese who can not speak the dialect. However since most Shanghai men wouldn't fare too well in the ring after three rounds against a wet sock, they're not likely to put up much of a protest if you tell them to sod off.
To the untrained Western ear the language sounds much like a swarm of live wasps being farted out of a screaming bulldog, which is also what it sounds like to other speakers of Chinese who are not from Shanghai or the surrounding region.
It is true that Chinese persons native to Shanghai look down on other Chinese who can not speak the dialect. However since most Shanghai men wouldn't fare too well in the ring after three rounds against a wet sock, they're not likely to put up much of a protest if you tell them to sod off.
by jiande June 21, 2008
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v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
Get the schlang mug.a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"
If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!
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" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"
" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"
by RandomPaul April 18, 2007
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