Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.

i cant explain it too well

by adam April 21, 2005

shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

by bull70 April 25, 2010

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

Shaded

A person that is Sheltered yet jaded.
You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.

Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.

by rickard from mi. November 21, 2013

mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Triangle shaped cup holder

A cup holder located in a car that is in the shape of a triangle.
Mostly used to hold an ice cream cone.

"where did ella leave her ice cream cone?"
"i belive she left it in the triangle shaped cup holder

by bellasue1234 June 19, 2009

shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.

by Dildo master June 10, 2003