gorilla smacked

to be very high, stoned, faded, etc.

dude that kush had me fucking gorilla smacked last night

gorilla smacked by lsd.danny July 9, 2016

cock shackled 

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.

Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.

cock shackled by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017

shit shanked and toast 

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

shit shanked and toast by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Shamrock Shaked 

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

Shamrock Shaked by Salvatore's Pizza January 25, 2018

Nigga Smacked

When you get so high, your race switches to African American, unless you already are.

“Dude, I’m so Nigga Smacked!”
“I know, you’re black now.”

Nigga Smacked by Tornado Valley April 29, 2019

alabama shakedown 

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

alabama shakedown by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

Shell-Shocked by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022