male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.

That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Space has a terrible power!

Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Bamlet August 28, 2008

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008