matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

candy stripper

A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.

Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"

by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

stripper tits

(adj.) A phrase to demoralize a person.

Hey stripper tits! You spilled my beer.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Stripper Frustration

When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.

Your mileage may vary.

Stripper Frustration leaves you right where you started.

by Really Strong Pimp Hand August 9, 2005

work it like a stripper pole

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning

Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

Stripper from the big dipper

a serious infection where your boobs get bigger than your head and guys that play video games all day are attracted to you and everyone else is repulsed

ahhhhh run its the stripper from the big dipper

by Amanda Dugan May 24, 2006

Stripper

Teressa poku a girl that dance for money and love men

She is a stripper she's on the pole

by Deshawn Hutchison August 9, 2017