Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.

Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!

by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010

The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

by Bastardo January 2, 2009

shocka

When two fingers are inserted into a girl vaginally, and the pinky is inserted into the anus.

"Mark Senior really gave that girl the shocka."

by sarah March 22, 2003

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 28, 2005

Satan's cock

1. (noun) An experience, item, or even person that when lived through, used, or dealt with actually destroys a piece of your soul.
2. (noun) Lucifer's reproductive organ

"Work today was Satan's cock, I need a six pack."
"Man, that last customer was Satan's cock."

by WLC October 13, 2007

shock mouth

a "disease" that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much dick. Many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.

A: Whats wrong with Kara?
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!

by K Lew July 5, 2008