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Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
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spammer

In FPS Games: One who attacks aimlessly; without skill or technique; especially while using weapons that do damage over a large area (grenades, rocket launchers, pipe bombs, etc).
lucky noob spammer...
by b0b October 23, 2003
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oreo slammer

To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis
Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?
by Alex Nate April 20, 2008
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Slammer

I am going to a slammer tonight.
by carlie3 September 19, 2007
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scammel

fungus boy villiage idiot greasy hair 1 eybrow that a scammel and it has to be stupid
by Tin kan man April 15, 2005
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slammer

'let's do slammers'
by lou February 14, 2004
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double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.
I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.
by Long February 12, 2005
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