The day of the week called "Saturday" when you take a shower, get out of the shower, put some clothes on, and realize you feel like getting all dressed up & putting makeup on & making your hair look nice for no apparent reason just to feel sexy for yourself, then you realize you did all that work for no reason & get mad because you have absolutley nothing at all to do that day.
Usually only happens the third Saturday of every month.
Usually only happens the third Saturday of every month.
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A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.
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1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.
2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.
2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)
*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."
*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)
*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."
*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"
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