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San Francisco Sucker

When someone adds shit and cum to a smoothie. They then proceed to dump the shit and cum smoothie into a woman's vagina. After the smoothie is inserted, the person will use a straw to enjoy the smoothie.
Guy 1: "my breath smells bad because I indulged in a San Francisco sucker last night by the way."
Guy 2: "was it good?"
Guy 1:"of course."
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Chillin in San Francisco 

Getting so drunk that you throw up on yourself laying in your bed.
Bro miles got so drunk he was chillin in San Francisco.

Los Angeles vs San Francisco

A California rivalry between Nor Cal city "San Francisco" and So Cal city "Los Angeles". Here is a list of the rivalries listed: redwoods vs palm trees, wine country vs dessert, crossfit vs built lean, star wars vs star trek, SF Giants vs LA Dodgers, iPhone vs Android, Mocha vs Latte, vodka vs wine, twilight vs big lebowski, bukowski vs thoreau, katy perry vs rihanna, and post modernism vs post modernism, Golden Gate vs Santa Monica Pier. There are still more than what is listed. SF Giants has won more World Series Titles than the LA Dodgers beating them by one title.
LA Boy: Hey, mind if you can move over to my place?
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.

south san francisco 

A small city full of nortenos and has hoods like cypress, susey way, and 500 blk. It has two high schools, El Camino and South City High. Everyone that goes to El Camino is either a prep nerd, skater/punk rocker, or athlete. Everyone that goes to South City is either a Tongan, Norteno, or black people that most likely plays football or basketball. Both schools are rival. I have been to both high schools and I like El Camino a lot better.
South San Francisco is the sickest yet most boring city in the bay area.
south san francisco by Vince Go September 10, 2006

university of san francisco 

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money
usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?

i have a liberal arts education from usf.

The San Francisco Treat

1. Rice-A-Roni
2. Dick
Al sang, "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat" as he was getting a big fat San Francisco treat rammed up his ass.
The San Francisco Treat by Coo July 20, 2003

the san francisco treat

A thinly veiled euphemism for anal sex.
In prison "the san francisco treat" is served at more than just lunch.
the san francisco treat by Woob December 13, 2004